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"A puppet is funny. But a guy who thinks a puppet is funny is even funnier."
All content on this website is written by Ashton Winters. He's also the one who wrote that quote up there, and he always keeps it mind whenever he's writing any of these offbeat essays and stories.
He's always enjoyed writing, and he really got into writing comedy while studying at Yale. He is very funny, is very handsome and is very good at bragging about himself in third person but he's getting kind of sick of it by this point to be honest so, strap on in, I'm getting personal and switching to first person now.
Yep, I changed it up on you there right in the middle of a sentence. Well, more like the end of the sentence but you get the gist. I do things like that, because I, or he, to switch back to third person for a second, enjoy writing things are entertaining to me. Hopefully you find them entertaining as well.
"Laughing at a puppet is funny. But laughing at a guy who thinks a puppet is funny is even funnier."
All content on this website is written by Ashton Winters. He's also the one who wrote that quote up there, and he always keeps it mind whenever he's writing any of these offbeat essays and stories.
He's always enjoyed writing, and he really got into writing comedy while studying at Yale. He is very funny, is very handsome and is very good at bragging about himself in third person but he's getting kind of sick of it by this point to be honest so, strap on in, I'm getting personal and switching to first person now.
Yep, I changed it up on you there right in the middle of a sentence.Well, more like the end of the sentence but you get the gist. I do things like that, because I, or he, to switch back to third person for a second just for fun, enjoy writing things that are entertaining to me. Hopefully you find them entertaining as well.
faqs
How often do you make new posts?
I write these things whenever inspiration strikes. I try to make that happen around once a week.
Who made this website?
Me. I programmed it all because I'm a huge dork.
Why doesn't this website look that good compared to some of my favorite websites that are so much cooler?
Because I'm not as big of a dork as the people who made those cool websites.
I am a person who is well-connected to other people who would pay you to write funny things. Is there a way I can contact you?
Hello there. Yes, go to the contact section and reach out to me. Also, this isn't really a frequently asked question, but I would like it to be one.
Who makes all those little doodles?
I make all those little doodles.
Will you come to my wedding?
Yes.