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top 10 worst gnomes in my apartment
17 Nov 2022top 10 worst gnomes in my apartment
17 Nov 2022"But sometimes things are just out of your control. Sometimes you sign a lease without thinking, and there you are, stuck living in a gnome-infested apartment for the next two years."
"But sometimes things are just out of your control. Sometimes you..."
a conversation between two guys writing the first american history textbook
10 Nov 2022a conversation between two guys writing the first american history textbook
10 Nov 2022"Well, here we are in the 1800s. I think it’s about time we write the first American History textbook. I think that’s a swell idea. That way schoolchildren can learn about the major events that led to the development of our country."
"Well, here we are in the 1800s. I think it’s..."
the struggles of being a butler
3 Nov 2022the struggles of being a butler
3 Nov 2022"Ever since I was a child I’ve always found myself wearing a suit and dangling a large napkin over my arm. And I’m pretty good at having an old man beat me over the head with a cane whenever I make a mistake."
"Ever since I was a child I’ve always found myself wearing..."
my terrible halloween party experience
27 Oct 2022my terrible halloween party experience
27 Oct 2022"Finally I stood up on the coffee table and made an out-of-character announcement. I yelled, “I’m a mummy.” I expected some “ohhh’s” as people finally understood, but the only person who said anything was Ron. He said, 'Get off my coffee table.'"
"Finally I stood up on the coffee table and made an..."
8 ways to be a better person
20 Oct 20228 ways to be a better person
20 Oct 2022"So last Halloween I couldn’t remember if the phrase “like taking candy from a baby” meant something was really easy or really hard. I don’t have kids so I didn’t really have a scope of reference on how strong or clever babies are."
"So last Halloween I couldn’t remember if the phrase “like taking..."