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benjamin franklin discusses his failed inventions
23 June 2023benjamin franklin discusses his failed inventions
23 June 2023"Benny Boy, I’m going to be honest with you. Your inventions are kind of duds these days. What do you mean? I’m a primo inventor. Everyone loves my inventions. "
"Benny Boy, I’m going to be honest with you. Your..."
i was the least elite member in an elite dolphin squadron
16 Jun 2023i was the least elite member in an elite dolphin squadron
16 Jun 2023"You might not know this, but dolphins have sonar built into their heads. That’s why the military wanted them. Because they can sonarily find anything the enemy is hiding underwater, like mines or submarines or cursed treasure."
"You might not know this, but dolphins have sonar built..."
conversations i've had doing door-to-door sales
30 May 2023conversations i've had doing door-to-door sales
30 May 2023"The biggest challenge though is that I’m not very good at the job. I had the lowest sales recorded in company history. Negative one sales, that’s my claim to fame."
"The biggest challenge though is that I’m not very good..."
duels i got into in the wild west
20 May 2023duels i got into in the wild west
20 May 2023"I drifted from town to town, and when I was in those towns I moseyed on through them. Always gotta be drifting or moseying, that’s the law of the Wild West."
"I drifted from town to town, and when I was in..."
i was kidnapped by carnies
28 Apr 2023i was kidnapped by carnies
28 Apr 2023"You know carnies–bad at planning. They’re actually bad at a lot of things if I think about it, like showering and being sober. But they’re especially bad at planning."
"You know carnies–bad at planning. They’re actually bad at a lot..."